Pray For our nation

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This took Guts

A Pastor with GUTS!

Thought you might enjoy this interesting
prayer given in Kansas at
the opening session of their Senate. It seems
prayer still upsets some
people.. When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open
the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is

what they heard:

Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask
your forgiveness and to seek your direction and
guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those
who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we
have done.

We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed
our values.

We have exploited the poor and called it
the lottery.

We have rewarded laziness and called it
welfare..

We have killed our unborn and called it
choice.

We have shot abortionists and called it
Justifiable

We have neglected to discipline our
children and called it building self esteem.....

We have abused power and called it
politics.

We have coveted our neighbor's possessions
and called it ambition.

We have polluted the air with profanity and
pornography and called it freedom of expression

We have ridiculed the time-honored values
of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts
today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free..
Amen!




The response was immediate. A number of
legislators walked out during the prayer in
protest. In 6 short weeks, Central Christian
Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than
5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls
responding negatively. The church is now receiving
international requests for copies of this prayer
from India , Africa and Korea .

Commentator Paul Harvey aired this prayer on
his radio program, 'The Rest of the Story, ‘and
received a larger response to this program than any
other he has ever aired.



With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep
over our nation and wholeheartedly become our
desire so that we again can be called 'one nation
under God.'

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,shakes it up, and gargles.
Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair -
no matter how big they are.

Trouble Tree

I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had justfinished a rough first day on the job, a flat tire made him lose an hour ofwork & his electric drill quit, his ancient one ton truck refused to start.As I drove him home, he sat in stony silence. On arriving he invited me in tomeet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at asmall tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands.Upon opening the door he had undergone an amazing transformation. His tannedface was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave hiswife a kiss. Afterward he walked me to the car.We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him aboutwhat I had seen him do at the little tree. "Oh, that's my trouble tree," hereplied. "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing's forsure, those troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children.So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home and ask Godto take care of them.Then in the morning I pick them up again." Funny thing is," he smiled, "whenI come out in the morning to pick them up, there aren't nearly as many as Iremember hanging up the night before."

I wish you enough

Recently I overheard a father and daughter in their last moments together. They had announced her departure and standing near the security gate, they hugged and he said, "I love you. I wish you enough." She said, "Daddy, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Daddy." They kissed and she left. He walked over toward the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see he wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on his privacy, but he welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?" Yes, I have," I replied. Saying that brought back memories I had of expressing my love and appreciation for all my Dad had done for me. Recognizing that his days were limited, I took the time to tell him face to face how much he meant to me. So I knew what this man was experiencing. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?" I asked. "I am old and she lives much too far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is, the next trip back would be for my funeral," he said. "When you were saying good-bye I heard you say, I wish you enough. May I ask what that means?" He began to smile. "That's a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone." He paused for a moment and looking up as if trying to remember it in detail, he smiled even more. "When we said 'I wish you enough,' we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with just enough good things to sustain them," he continued and then turning toward me he shared the following as if he were reciting it from memory. "I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Good-bye." He then began to sob and walked away.

To all my friends and family past present and future

"I wish you enough"

The Rose (For my Wife)

Each year he sent her roses,and the note would always say,I love you even more this year,than last year on this day.

My love for you will always grow,with every passing year.

She knew this was the last timethat the roses would appear

She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day.

Her loving husband did not knowthat he would pass away.

He always liked to do things early,way before the time.

Then, if he got too busy,everything would work out fine.

She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase.

Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face.

She would sit for hours, In her husband's favorite chair.

While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there.

A year went by, and it was to live without her mate.

With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate.

Then, the very hour, as on Valentines before, The doorbell rang, and there were roses sitting by her door.

She brought the roses in, and then just looked at them in shock.

Then, went to get the telephone, to call the florist shop.

The owner answered, and she asked him, if he would explain, Why would someone do this to her, causing her such pain?

"I know your husband passed away, more than a year ago," The owner said, "I knew you'd call, and you would want to know.

The flowers you received today, were paid for in advance.

Your husband always planned ahead, he left nothing to chance.

There is a standing order, that I have on file down here, And he has paid, well in advance, you'll get them every year.

There also is another thing, that I think you should know, He wrote a special little card...he did this years ago.

Then, should ever I find out that he's no longer here, that's the card that should be sent to you the following year."

She thanked him and hung up the phone, her tears now flowing hard.
Her fingers shaking, as she slowly reached to get the card.

Inside the card, she saw that he had written her a note.

Then, as she stared in total silence, this is what he wrote...

"Hello my love, I know it's been a year since I've been gone.

I hope it hasn't been too hard for you to overcome.

I know it must be lonely, and the pain is very real.

Or if it was the other way, I know how I would feel.

The love we shared made everything so beautiful in life.

I loved you more than words can say, you were the perfect wife.

You were my friend and lover, you fulfilled my every need. I know it's only been a year, but please try not to grieve.

I want you to be happy, even when you shed your tears.

That is why the roses will be sent to you for years.

When you get these roses, think of all the happiness, That we had together, and how both of us were blessed.

I have always loved you and I know I always will.

But, my love, you must go on, you have some living still.

Please...try to find happiness, while living out your days. I know it is not easy, but I hope you find some ways.

The roses will come every year, and they will only stop, When your door's not answered, when the florist stops to knock.

He will come five times that day, in case you have gone out.

But after his last visit, he will know without a doubt To take the roses to the place, where I've instructed him.

And place the roses where we are, together once again.

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it.

Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.

Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE.

A Bill Regulating the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys HB 370.00

370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting licensemay also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport(non-commercial) purposes.

370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or dead-falls is permitted. Theuse of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle isprohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse.However, it is legal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle ifthere are measurable skid marks at the killsite indicating an effort
to avoid the kill. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle,
the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle
should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.

370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a powerboat, airplane, helicopter or other aircraft.

370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREESCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

370.06 Except during Wednesday afternoons, it is unlawful to hunt
attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships.

370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms orlaw libraries. However, attorneys may be taken at health clubs, country
clubs, hospitals or brothels.

370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to havea license to hunt, trap or possess the same.

370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter,accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for thepurpose of hunting attorneys.

370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day:
Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2;Two-faced tortfeasors, 1;
Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3;
Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2;
Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4.
Honest attorneys are protected by the Endangered Species Act.